#6 awkward moments that never even happened

Do you ever sit in church and imagine worst case scenarios?  And then after imagining them in your head, feel sick even though they never actually eventuated in real life?

An example of this would be during the quiet, reflective end to the sermon where the keys are softly playing, standing up and yelling some awkward profanity.

Other alternatives include items of clothing falling off your body as you walk up on stage to make an announcement, or leaving your journal on the floor, someone finding it, and reading all about your undying love for Blake, the metro sexual worship leader with thick rimmed glasses, nudie jeans, and more hair than you.

This happens to me all the time.